“Making Order Out of Chaos, Mostly for Our Own Amusement and Yours.”
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Our Purpose
Island View exists to provide the public with carefully categorized insights into the pressing concerns of modern existence. Through the diligent work of our Departments, we strive to regulate self‑improvement, monitor interpersonal entanglements, standardize domestic rituals, and issue periodic warnings about cats. Our mission is not to solve society’s problems, but to observe them from a safe bureaucratic distance, ensuring that every absurdity is properly documented, filed, and, where necessary, celebrated.
About Us
Island View is a satirical publication presented in the style of a serious bureaucratic outlet. Our mission is not to solve society’s problems, but to observe them from a safe administrative distance, ensuring that every absurdity is properly documented, categorised, and archived for future confusion.
Why Satire?
Because life’s too short to take everything seriously. We believe humour opens minds and hearts, making even the trickiest topics easier to digest. Our satire is sharp but never mean—our goal is to spark a laugh, a thought, or maybe even a “wait, that’s actually helpful!”
What We Cover
Self‑Improvement & Decline — fitness, empowerment, and the endless pursuit of “better.”
Interpersonal Entanglements — love, family, and other recurring disasters.
Work & Business — corporate life, startups, and entrepreneurial suffering.
Domestic Sciences — crafts, seasonal rituals, and the eternal war against clutter.
Global & Regional Mysteries — travel, politics, conspiracies, and Caribbean life.
Animal Affairs — cats, dogs, and their unquestioned dominion.
Environmental Compliance — saving the planet, one symbolic gesture at a time.
Island View is not a lifestyle guide, nor a news outlet. It is, instead, an official record of the strange, the mundane, and the unnecessary — all presented with the solemnity they do not deserve.
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Island View uses invented names in all of its stories including cases where public figures are being satirised. Any use of real names is accidental and coincidental.